Kowa Prominar TD-1 30x Optical Zoom Camera: “They say you should never judge a man by the size of his lens — instead judge a man by the size of his penis.”
Lacking any skills in reading Japanese, I don’t understand anything about this from the page Gizmodo link to, but that doesn’t stop me wanting one of these.
UPDATE: DPReview have a bit more info. OK, at $2000, I’m far less keen. With no image stablizer, I’m really not too keen at all any more. That money could buy a decent digital SLR and a lens or two.