Little Miss Springfield | A Guide To Lisa Simpson – If They Mated

See what the results would be if various Simpsons characters mated.

being jennifer garrett: Sweet dreams are made of this: “What’s truly strange, however, is the number of nightmares I’ve been having. And not ordinary bad dreams either — no falling from buildings, no forgetting to take an exam, rampaging giant elephants, etc. Oh, no. These are creative nightmares. In a delightful combination of paranoia and fear, the other night I dreamt about a post-apocalyptic future.”

Sounds like Jen’s making the next few years of Hollywood’s horror output whilst sleeping.

SimpleBits | Ode to the Breast Pocket

Dan likes his breast pocket. I agree. I now wear a company logo’d polo shirt to work with no BP, and I miss it. Sad, I know.

Boing Boing: UPS shirt appreciated: “Darren Barefoot recently thrifted a UPS shirt and he’s posted an annotated photo of him wearing it in which he marks up all the grace-notes in its design”

This is the sort of thing that makes the Internet so great. Man likes shirt, so blogs about it. Cory likes blog so he blogs about it, and I like Cory’s blog so I blog about it. Beautiful.

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | TV and Radio | Magic couple sign up for The Farm: “Magician Paul Daniels and his wife Debbie McGee have been signed up for a reality TV show called The Farm.”

Before you take a sledgehammer to your television – remember it’s not your television’s fault it has nothing but shite to show you. Try playing DVDs on it instead, that’s far more rewarding.