HotAIR – How Do Porcupines Make Love?"While browsing in the basement of the Australian National University library one day, I came across two papers (see references below) which described in great detail the details of the porcupine’s sex life. The information contained in these papers is of such great importance it is paraphrased and presented here. The next time a friend asks you how porcupines make love, you can set them straight by describing these events (in as much detail as you dare)."
"In one case, urine was measured on the lab floor 6 foot 7 inches from the point of discharge."
Update: Just fixed a couple of whoopsies.