We’re an impatient pair ’round here. I couldn’t keep this one hidden until Valentines’ Day. Please excuse this
Old enough to know better, Young enough not to care, I’m a sucker for guitarists with leather trousers and long hair. But the one I’m the biggest fangirl of who I’m truly devoted to, isn’t Slash or Metallica’s Kirk… … Michael Randall, it’s you. Your deep brown eyes melt my heart, Your smile makes me explode, and I know you want this line to end with …fart whatever you like – I love you loads! I did 10 years ago, and I still do Feel head over heels in love with you I love being with you in our silly fun life and I’m really looking forward to being your wife.
Sorry the rest of you had to see that.