Boys. It’s 10.00pm on Feb 13th. And still you are without a gift for you beloved. You have two choices… a dash out to the nearest service station for a bunch of limp carnations, or you can impress your intended with deeds rather than gifts.

Need a little help? Ask Violet Blue, she’ll help you out with a few tips and tricks so good that if every fella learns them, Thorntons and Interflora will go out of business.

Remember, actions speak louder than words. Especially words in a cheap card from Hallmark.

Tiny Nibbles NSFW – meaning it’s a bit rude.