Guitar Legend Competition

Advertised in this month’s Guitar Magazine:

  • Guitar Legend – Be your favourite guitar hero and win fantastic prizes!

“Entrants can be any age. All you have to do is imitate your favourite guitarist. This is not a miming competition so entrants must be competent guitar players. You can sing and play guitar or just play guitar to a backing track. The choice is yours. Heat winners will be invited to the Grand Final where they will perform with our resident band and be transformed into their guitar hero by our make-up artist.”

Just a word of advice to any 13 year old boys considering imitating Slash – yes, he is almost always pictured with a Marlboro hanging from his lips, but it’s not an essential requirement. Taking up smoking won’t win you the prize. Nailing those riffs will. Actually, perhaps you’d be better off doing Billie Joe Armstrong? And a word of advice for any guys old enough to drink who are thinking of imitating Slash – I’m offering a consultancy service for a small fee ;), me and my colleagues can help you fine tune your performance so not only do you walk away with the top prize, but also you attract a small army of ladies wanting to play with your hair and try on your top hat.