Inappropriate Potato

Cutlery made from potato starch. Now that is inappropriate potato.

Sorry – completely inexplicable to anyone else, but I was quite delghted some time ago to read the ingredients on a pack of extra strong mints, and find out that the ingredients included beef gelatin and potato starch. From then on, I insisted on calling them “Cow Potatoes”.

Sam didn’t want one, and I asked why, when she liked beef, and she liked potato. She replied “Well, yeah, but it’s inappropriate potato.”

Inappropriate Potato.