Subtitle – Michael, please give my consultant one of your calculators.
Last night I was thumbing proudly through my book and glowing over my progress over the last five weeks, when I realised that something didn’t quite add up about my weight loss. It wasn’t until this morning when I was crunching numbers over my weetabix that I realised that a few weeks ago, when I had apparently lost five pounds, I had only lost three. So, the one and a half stone certificate I received last night was a bit overdue. My total weight loss is one stone five pounds, not a stone and a half. Dammit. This is going to be a long enough journey without taking two steps back for every three steps forwards.
I’m extra determined to get a good loss this week now. This weight has got to go!