Well, it’s not a massive development in my blogging revival, but these notes can sometimes be entertaining, so I thought I’d do one over here for a change…

10 Things You Wish You Could Say to 10 Different People

1. If I have lost you, then I’m disappointed. But life goes on.

2. Don’t you sweat like buggery under that big coat? I know I do.

3. Face it, you don’t have a clue. Don’t worry, neither does anyone else in your team.

4. You hurt me more than he did. But it’s water under the bridge now. Let’s move on.

5. I wish you could remember me. I miss you so much.

6. Does the rod up your arse have a rod up its arse?

7. I’m not upset by what you did anymore. But I still can’t make eye contact with you because your face freaks me out.

8. Treat her better.

9. Christ onna bike, you’re nowt but ego and feet.

10. We meet at last! Fancy a beer?

Nine random things about myself…

1. I just put bacon in the knife drawer. I have no idea why.

2. I removed the “P” plates from the car today – because now my driving is just average crappy rather than newbie crappy.

3. I have no maternal instincts whatsoever and am in fact scared of children.

4. However, one of my closest friends is 14 years old.

5. I lived in a pub for two years.

6. I have a big appetite and hairy feet. I think I’m half hobbit.

7. I have a recurring dream where I’m chewing gum but it gets stuck in my throat. I dread to think what’s actually going on there.

8. I’m running out of things to put here.

9. I caught the bus to work on Friday. Never again.

Eight ways to win my heart…

1. Tolerate my silly ways.

2. Be silly with me.

3. Enjoy food and drinks with me.

4. Put up with me when I go off to my unhappy place.

5. Back me up when I need it.

6. Feed my fandom.

7. Make me laugh.

8. Love me as I am, broken and all.

Seven things that cross my mind a lot…

1. Lu-Las

2. Work

3. Health

4. My crazies

5. The future

6. The next London trip

7. The next temp job

Six things I do before I fall asleep…

1. Have a drink

2. Undress

3. Go to the loo

4. Snuggle

5. Snuggle

6. Go to the loo again

Five groups of people who mean a lot…

1. Close family (husband, mum, in-laws)

2. My little gang of Lu-Las

3. Other far-flung online buds

4. Former SW chums

5. Home town chums and their lovely doggies

Four things you’re wearing right now…

1. Yellow t-shirt

2. Black trousers

3. Wedding & Engagement ring

4. Glasses

Three songs that you listen to often…

1. “You’ve Made Me So Very Happy” Blood Sweat & Tears

2. “Make Me Smile” Chicago

3. “Atomic” Blondie

Two things you want to do before you die…

1. Go to America.

2. Be in a show of some kind.

One confession:

1. I’m stronger than I give myself credit for. I just keep forgetting.