Mushy Peas: Food of the Gods

Power Food.

Power Food.

“Where did this dish come from? What’s the matter with peas? Why did people start mushing them? [tastes mushy peas] Oh, that’s why.” – Anthony Bourdain

To do mushy peas justice you need to ensure the following:

  • You are outside. Preferably on a chilly evening. Preferably at a fairground.
  • The mushy peas are served to you in a polystyrene cup.
  • You have access to copious amounts of mint sauce and vinegar.
  • You are with people you aren’t ashamed to fart in front of.

Tasty, nutritious (one of your five a day!) and cheap. A true superfood.

PARP!

Oh, excuse me.