Nope

Sorry, no, that isn’t a thing. This page is just a page to link to for things that don’t exist – perhaps they should, or perhaps it’s better that they don’t. Some jokes need a link for the punchline to work.

(The idea came from Documentally – I think his page was specifically for things that should exist but don’t, but I can’t find it now. Maybe it doesn’t exist but it should.)