Coming soon in time for Christmas:
My First Arsehole
Give your child or significant other the joy of being at the receiving end of an awkward customer with My First Arsehole!
It grunts! It whines! It comes with 4 interchangeable disagreeable expressions! The more you do for it, the more agitated it gets! It’s fun *and* it’s educational.
It’s no match for me though. Ph34r my m4d cu570m3r 5ervic3 5ki11z! (or something)