Home :: Missing any annoying relatives this Christmas?

Is your Christmas Day lacking that annoying relative who insists on nagging you at every opportunity and telling you that everything you like to do for fun is wrong? Are you crying out for an excuse to nip into the kitchen and have a quick sip of that gin you have stashed away?

Well, have no fear, because the BBC has it covered… there’s a reason it’s often called ‘Auntie’.

In answer to your question, ‘auntie’, we’re online because you have yet again failed to show anything decent on TV. OK? Now stop nagging me and go criticise Cousin Channel Five’s bawdy christmas tie instead.