So then, who did those crazy gawky kids grow up to be?
Give it up, ladies and gentleman for the one and only Kirk Hammett!
Hubba, hubba and furthermore, hubba.
So what happened to this ample-fro’d teen? Well…
..see what a big ol’ dose of r n’ f-n r can do for you. It’s good for the soul. It was certainly good for the Saul. (badum-tish)
Come on… the lips on this youngster were a dead giveaway!
Yes, it’s Steven Tyler! Rock n’ roll’s sexiest grandpa.
Not anymore. Thank you Mister Hetfield, Sir. Please don’t bite me with those huge teeth of yours.
Meanwhile, in the comments…
The clue in this one is the person who posted it. It was posted by WOTW, so who else could this little cutie be but 8 year old Jimmy Page?
Thank you to oneidafish for digging out this charming crotch… I mean, young fella. This splendidly-dressed high schooler grew up to become the incomparable Tommy Lee. Marvellous.
Thanks once again to hair-band.com.