Here is a little more instruction on reaching squeevana. Today I thought about things that shouldnâ€™t have happened, to me and to my special friend. It sucks when bad things happen and you canâ€™t do anything about it. You have to cry sometimes. And I did. When that happens to you, when you finish crying or worrying, or whatever bad thing, donâ€™t despair – just squee!!
Now go put on some music. I just finished listening to Emerald Eyes…oh my good god…what a fabulous song, and it’s all Jimmy. No singing, just my favorite thing in all the world, beautiful luscious Jimmy with no interruptions…guess where I am about to go??
Grab a pic! Oooo…look at this beautiful man. Now there is something that can take the rain and turn it into sun! Turn lemons into lemonade! Put a rainbow in the sky! Heâ€™s like a big yummy piece of chocolate that melts in your mouth! Heâ€™s yummier than plum yogurt, strawberries and cream, yummier than the yummiest thing you can ever dream!
All this hotness AND when he has a guitar in those gorgeous hands itâ€™s a squeemergency! And if he gets that bow out, then itâ€™s death by squee!!
Oh Jimmy Pageâ€¦you are a masterpiece! Everything good rolled up into one perfect package of heavenly dynamite!! BOOOM!!! The Jimmy squee bomb has gone offâ€¦
…â€Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, â€¦for Jimmy Page omnipotent reignethâ€¦