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This bit of brain fluff was created a few weeks ago during our downtime… er… enjoy…

(INT – DAY – SAM approaches Slimming World scales)

SAM – My name is Sam Randall. I’ve just eaten a pizza and that slice of pepperoni has taken me back to over 18 stone. I may be four stone away from target, or four stone away from the cardiac unit. All I know is I have to keep fighting. Fight to live, fight to get in a size 16, fight to get slim.

“Venetian Blind” cut to BOB (black Honda CRV) turning sharply in St John’s School Car Park, driven by DCI PIGPOGM.

Various shots of SAM from lardy pre-SW wedding photo to Greatest Loser pics, drinking wine and then grimacing on the scales. Caption “Sam Randall”.

Cut to more aggressive driving shots of DCI PIGPOGM, caption “Michael Randall”.

Grinning bouncing, pointing and clapping from DCI BARKER, caption “Katrina Barker”.

Crowd shot of the Thursday 5pm group “Slimming World”

Shot of the “Sizeable Rump” thread, caption “The Rrrrrrrrumpettes at Luigi’s”

Finish on shot of SAM getting ‘er arse stamped as a new and bizarre way of inducting target members.

DCI PIGPOGM – “Right then, Tesco-Cheap-Chardonnay-Knickers, what’s for tea?”

2 thoughts on ““My name is Sam Randall…”

  1. Hi M&S,

    how’s it going in sunny devon? I’m settling in in Yeovil, just started my new job for hospital this week, which is great!! I was just starting to get really bored of being unemployed, ha ha!!

    How’s the slimming going Sam? I haven’t had time to read your blog lataly.

    Hope you’re both well, I assume Michael still works at that Cult place where all the new people work!!!

    Take care Sarah XXX

  2. We’ve seen a little sun today, but only a little. We’re doing well – Sam’s on a bit of a pause as far as the slimming goes, but kicking back into it again now.

    Hope the job at the hospital goes well.

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