Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It – Reuters.com

Oddly Enough News Article | Reuters.com: “BUCHAREST (Reuters) – A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken’s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.”

Never run outside chasing chickens with a knife when you’re very, very tired.

I don’t think I’ve ever been that tired.